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This has got to be insanity at its best... So I read the ads for mindless entertainment, they are quiet humorous and I have even replied to a couple. But I have recently decided they are few are real and borderline sad. There seem to be so many people (men and women) who all want to meet someone but can t seem to connect. Now granted a lot of find adult sex ads especially in the m4w are looking for affairs or FWBs or clueless young men there are few who seem genuine and want to meet someone for a relationship but their standards are so high no one can ever come close to meeting them and the w4m, they just want someone to take care of them and their children, they want someone rich?!? Well shoot doesn't everyone...how about standing on your own two feet and take care of yourself? Some of these sleezy guys on here make me embarrassed to be a stud. Good grief the expectations are high. Do people want to meet someone or not? I haven t been in the dating scene for too terribly long and I have done okay..no connection as of yet and how the hell do you know when you made that connection? I don't disagree there needs to be one. I still think someone is out there for me they're probably in a different country ..just my luck. I kinda like this country. We all have preferences, I have them but they aren t really deal breakers. Everyone seems to have a lot of deal breakers. We all have standards and expectations, the common ones seem to be car, job, place to live, drug and disease free which makes sense. I don t care if you drink, I don t really care what your body type is like or age. What I do care about is meeting someone that is single, capable of love, capable of caring, someone to come home to, spend weekends and holidays with. Someone to carry on conversations that vary from football, to work, to politics, to where we are going to spend our next vacation and everything in between. Someone who loves me for me... This CL thing could really be a neat avenue to for people to meet but destroyed by fake ads and fake people. It s really sad. Just a vent from just a man. But if anyone feels the same way I would enjoy hearing from you. Oh yeah, if you flag this you are probably the one I m talking about. How does that make you feel?

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